In some dialogue related to my preceding post, I think I may have encountered what I have to describe as the ZeNRA, whose adepts seem to favor disarming the police and replacing them with unregulated, random, concealed-carry civilians who never fire their weapons. At least that's what it seems like. Upon examination I was able to turn up some precepts:
ZeNRA is this: In the mayhem of a mass shooting, quietly sit down, embrace your gun and do nothing. Let the death and chaos become to you as peace and tranquility. Be one with your gun. If you die, you die. If you live, you live. It is all the same in the flower of time.
ZeNRA is this: Aim with your eyes closed.
ZeNRA is this: Death never comes from a gun, because the gun is a scapegoat, and bullets are its droppings that smell like eviscerated targets. Death is only the occasion for a pooper-scooper.
ZeNRA is this: Never pull the trigger; let the trigger pull you. In this way no guilt will ever touch you.
ZeNRA is this: Prying a gun from your cold, dead hands is a dead giveaway. Rejoice after it's too late.
ZeNRA is this: Life never gives you more ammo than you need, but more than 10 rounds starts to look like greed.