[Viola I and Viola II are Vladimir Putin and Steve Bannon, respectively. Conversation stolen and given to the world by ουδείς.]
Viola II: I guess you saw the green light on the costume party?
Viola I: You mean this?
Viola II: Yeah.
Viola I: Sooner than expected.
Viola II: The Dems are so predictable. All I had to do was intentionally screw up the rollout of the Muslim ban and they're on it like a duck on a junebug.
Viola I: A duke on a what?
Viola II: American saying; never mind.
Viola I: No pushback from Tweetybird?
Viola II: Are you kidding? Did you see I put myself on the National Security Council and he didn't catch it until after he signed it? All he said was, "Steve, that's fine. Just give me a heads-up."
Viola I: His ass.
Viola II: Like there's any room. Haha.
Viola I: Haha. Like a junk on a dunebuggy.
Viola II: Say what?
Viola I: Russian saying; never mind. It's the green light on the costume party that I like!
Viola II: Throw me something, mister!
Viola I: What?
Viola II: Beads. You know, Mardi Gras. The parade.
Viola I: Oh right. And there's that great carnival saying, "Let the good heads roll!"
Viola II: As long as they ID as ISIS, I don't care.
Viola I: Don't worry. The right DNA will spray. You can thank Iran for that, although I know you won't. And drugs. Lots and lots and lots of drugs. Nothing to distinguish them from the usual Mardi Gras reveler passed out in a doorway and wearing a heavy coat.
Viola II: 2, 4, 6, 8, who we gonna detonate!
Viola I: What?
Viola II: Never mind. American saying. So where's the epicenter?
Viola I: Let's see here. Bourbon and Ursulines.
Viola II: Think I'm going to see if I can't find Reince a sweet little room within the blast radius. Whatever. Counting down until February 28 at 1:59 p.m.
Viola I: Eastern bloc time. Joke!
Viola II: Haha. So, is something going to happen?
Viola I: Something is going to happen.
Viola II: Throw me something! Blame will rain down on the court system!
Viola I: I am throwing you the bluebird of happenings.
Viola II: Russian saying?
Viola I: What, you mean it's not American?